Thursday, April 12, 2007

Who's the "oddball" around here?




Here's our choice for eBay's seller of the week: "oddball-books", with 2,000 plus positive feedbacks. What happened?

At top above is an authentic signature of African American blues singer Billie Holiday, a rare $500, up signature.

Beneath it appears a gem offered by eBay seller "oddball-books" - a pathetic (at best) forgery that does not even approximate Holiday's erratic hand.

Now, booksellers have been known to make mistakes in identifying autographs, because, after all, they sell books. But there's something a bit fishy when we look at oddball-books' eBay feedback. The majority of their auction feedbacks are for public, reviewable auctions for unsigned books. HOWEVER, many of their feedbacks are for "private" sales, which are often indicators of foul play. In "oddball"'s case, when we read the comments, it appears that a significant number of the "private" sales were for signed books and cut signatures. And some of the buyers mentioned their concerns about the authenticity of their purchases!

Why would oddball-books be so open with the legitmate books it sells, yet remain secretive with other iems (autographs) which it doesn't want the public to see once sold?

Two lessons we should all remember: Feedback count is important but can be a false indicator of a seller's legitimacy. And beware of "private" sales - in many cases, "private" means "bogus".

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Autograph Central - or is it Forgery Central? See for yourself





We recently stumbled upon a promising new seller of a vast array of vintage modern rock and pop culture autographs. Promising, that is, until we looked at the first example that popped-up.

Autograph Central's web site (www.autographcentral.net) has hundreds of autographs on albums, guitars, photos, and sheet music priced at about 20-30% below market, and they provide a mailing address and telephone number in Lake Villa, Illinois. Sounds like quite a deal, and we could easily drop $100,000 on their material..if only it was authentic. As a matter of fact, we had a hard time finding ANYTHING authentic on the entire site!

Take a look at the signatures above. The Einstein ($695) is wildly off-target, despite the attempt to legitimize it by putting it within an antique setting. The Abbott and "Cosetto" ($375) speaks for itself, the Charlie Chaplin signature ($250) is too "open" with malformation of several letters, and "Scarface" Al Capone's signature ($1,850) bears a closer resemblance to Shirley Temple's hand than that of the famous Chicago gangster. (By the way - forgers out there just can't seem to perfect their Capones and should probably stick to Kevin Kostner's "K--------"!)

Here's what's especially intriguing: Autograph Central offers an extra service to their customers. As their site reads:

"If you are looking for a particular autograph that you do not see here drop us a line and we will use our extensive network of resource contacts to locate even some of the rarest autographs!"

Makes you kinda wonder...

Monday, April 9, 2007

Send these Coaches to the showers!







Sports Collector's Digest, known as "SCD" to collectors, is a widely read and well respected collecting magazine. It has just one problem: it accepts advertising from The Coach's Corner, an auction we see as possible one of the most inept, if not outright negligent sales venues we've ever encountered.

Though we certainly aren't experts in the field of cards, pennants, and other such collectibles, a five-minte visit to the Coach's Corner March sale revealed quite a number of pieces we wouldn't use to line a bird cage. For example, the Beatles signed album above realized $1,458. Do you see any signatures in their super-sharp image? Nope. An authentic signed album would bring abut $75,000. This buyer either got a heck of a deal, or a useless piece of old cardboard. The Andrew Jackson shows complete ineptitude on the part of the auctioneers: even novice collectors know that land grants signed after 1832 are almost as a rule secretarially-signed. This beauty brought $599. The John Wilkes Booth signature (which brought $1,702) and the Babe Ruth baseball ($1,074) are pathetic forgeries and a waste of a good baseball, at the very least.

Many of these items are supported by certificates of authenticity issued by STAT Authentics and "forensics examiner" Christopher Morales. We can find absolutely no reference to STAT anywhere, but Mr. Morales' reputation as a "competent" examiner is well-known to collectors worldwide. We suggest that their certificates accompany their certified atographs at the bottom of Polly the Parrot's bird cage.

The Coach's Corner offers in the area of 4,000 lots of autographs, signed bats and balls, cards, and so on on a regular basis, and has been a huge buyer of advertising space in SCD. And we all know that magazines depend on advertising space for a vital portion of their income. SCD has been advised on numerous occasions of the spurious material offered by sellers advertising within its pages and has chosen to do nothing.

Perhaps that august publication would be well advised to remember the old adage: "If you lie down with dogs, you'll wake up with fleas".

Monday, April 2, 2007

Watch out, y'all - the worst fakes we've EVER seen on eBay!






Our Southern friends sometimes refer to the the War Between the States as the "Lost Cause". Well, here's a lost cause that makes the Civil War look like a cakewalk.

The above gems are brought to us by eBay seller "southern_arts". Obviously, these forgeries of Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix and James Dean don't even approximate the authentic signatures of these American icons. As a matter of fact, they are about the crudest, rudest forgeries we've ever seen, on a par with seller "93_and_selling" (check him out, too!). It seems to us that the only "art" he practices is the art of finding new garbage to foist on the public. Also, read his descriptions: illiteracy and ignorance might be a good defense.

"southern-arts" has been selling this junk since November, 2006. Maybe with a little luck HIS cause will be lost before too long....

Saturday, March 31, 2007

My parents went to Washington and all I got was this lousy Nixon fabrication!




Auctioneers R&R in New Hampshire offered the above "souvenir" letter as Lot 102 in their November, 2006 sale. Its description reads:

"Typed souvenir presidential resignation, one page, 5 x 8.25, on mock White House letterhead, dated August 9, 1974 (but signed later). A letter to Secretary of State Henry Kissinger, in full: “Dear Mr. Secretary: I hereby resign the Office of President of the United States.” Signed boldly at the conclusion in black ink. In excellent condition. As Nixon’s resignation remains unique in American presidential history, these highly sought-after pieces are becoming increasingly difficult to find."

R&R seems to have an endless supply of these "souvenir typescripts" - they've been selling them for years at about $1,000 each. Almost all are exactly alike, and judging by the signature, they were signed at about the same period in Nxon's life.

Now, we find it very hard to believe that Nixon willingly signed any copies of his letter of resignation for collectors, let alone the dozens we've seen appear on the market. For years, crooked collectors and dealers have managed to obtain blank sheets of paper or cards bearing the signatures of famous individuals and have added quotations or photos to the signatures to "enhance" the item's value. We have to suspect that R&R (and others) use the word "souvenir" as some kind of catch-all dsclaimer protecting them from any liability for selling these fabrications.

In any event, if one adds text or images to an item in increase its value, they have committed the act of forgery, and knowingly selling such tems without fully admitting that they are fabrications borders on fraud. Here's a definition of "forgery" for the sticklers among you:

FORGERY: "An illegal modification or reproduction of an instrument, document, signature, or legal tender, or any other means of recording information. An item is also considered forged if it is claimed that it was made by someone who did not make it".




The above was also sold by R&R about two years ago, with the description: "TQS from President Nixon’s January 23, 1973, address, reads, in part: “We today have concluded an agreement to end the war and bring peace with honor in Vietnam in Southeast Asia,” signed “Richard Nixon” in blue ink. Beneath the signature is a photo reproduction of the infamous bombing near Trang Bang in June 1972. In fine condition. R&R COA". It sold for $234.

Did Nixon sign this embarassing fabrication just the way it appears above? Don't bet the farm on it.

The Manuscript Society recently amended a clause to its Code of Ethics. Article 5 reads: "No member of the Society shall knowingly advertise to sell or exchange any manuscripts any element of which is not authentic (including signatures produced by mechanical reproduction, printed facsimiles of manuscripts and alterations to any manuscript in question) unless such element is described with particularity, in writing, in such advertisement".

Don't know if R&R is a member of the Manuscript Society, but we'd bet that several of its experts and authenticators are.

Next time Mom and Dad go to Washinton, tell 'em to go to the National Archives and see Nixon's real letter of resignation -- not some cheap copy hot off a laser printer.

Friday, March 30, 2007

Fakes and Forgeries - Read the Article, See the Exhibit!


From Tme-Tribune.com, writer Josh McAuliffe, we have an excellent article on an exhibition of fakes, forgeries and bogus relics on display at the University of Scranton until April 2nd. Read on!

"It’s no easy feat linking George Washington, William Shakespeare and Adolph Hitler to one another.

Yet there they are, three of the many high-profile victims of identity theft featured prominently in “Harmless to Homicidal: A Collection of Hoaxes and Literary Forgeries,” the latest exhibit at the University of Scranton’s Weinberg Memorial Library.

The exhibit, which will remain on display in the library’s fifth floor Heritage Room through Apr. 22, includes over 140 pieces of forged documents and artworks collected over the last 15 years by Waverly resident Stephen R. Pastore.

A longtime book collector and author of bibliographies on Sinclair Lewis and Thomas Hardy, Mr. Pastore first became interested in forgeries and hoaxes after he bought what turned out to be some fake Art Deco statues from Christie’s auction house in New York City. Later on, he purchased a box full of “inscribed” Sinclair Lewis novels autographed to people like Ernest Hemingway and William Faulkner that eventually proved “clearly too good to be true,” he said.

“You become a victim and things become interesting,” Mr. Pastore said.

“It’s very difficult to fool people if they’re naturally suspicious, but they’re not,” he said. ”People want to believe this stuff, that’s a big part of it.”

The exhibit features a wide variety of high-profile forgeries, from a Shakespeare letter forged by William Ireland during the late 18th century that’s among the only privately owned of its kind in the world, to a fake George Washington letter from the Revolutionary War in which the American general proclaims his admiration for Britain’s King George III. Next to the fake is a copy of an authentic Washington letter. The signatures look eerily alike.

For those interested in the artistic side of Adolph Hitler, there’s a display dedicated to several forged Hitler portraits, tipped off as fakes by the fact that the Der Fuhrer couldn’t draw the human figure. Alongside them are some authentic Hitler landscape paintings, which, surprisingly, aren’t all that bad.

“He certainly had a talent,” Mr. Pastore said.

Other highlights include: a titulus, or wooden placard, allegedly mounted on Jesus’ cross during the Crucifixion; a book examining the forged letters attributed to Mary, Queen of Scots, in which she plots the overthrow of her cousin, Queen Elizabeth I; and a Lord Byron letter forged by Wilkes-Barre resident Major George Byron, who claimed to be a descendent of the British poet.

Several well-known forgers are featured, including Joseph Cosey, who was extremely adept at duplicating Edgar Allan Poe’s handwriting, and Mark Hofmann, the infamous “Mormon Murderer.”

Mr. Hofmann, who has a forged Emily Dickinson poem in the exhibit, found a lucrative niche selling fake anti-Mormon documents to Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints leaders, who were only too happy to pay vast sums to hide them away. Mr. Hofmann’s scheme went along without a hitch until the mid 1980s, when he was arrested for murdering two people with mail bombs. (In a nice bit of irony, Mr. Hofmann’s forgery arm was rendered permanently useless after he overdosed on some sleeping pills and slept on it for 12 hours.)

Among the hoaxes represented in “Harmless to Homicidal” are a rare pirated copy of Clifford Irving’s fake autobiography of Howard Hughes, and “Naked Came the Stranger,” an intentionally awful novel written in 1969 by staff members at Newsday under the pseudonym Penelope Ashe. The reporters were testing the theory that literary standards had fallen to the point where people would read just about anything, and were proven correct when the book became a huge best-seller.

“It’s really funny,” Mr. Pastore said of the book.

On the flip side of the coin, the exhibit has a display case dedicated to books alleging actual events to be hoaxes, like the Holocaust, Sept. 11 and the moon landing.

“That’s the problem with hoaxes,” Mr. Pastore said. “It cuts both ways.”

WOW! Watch out for this seller!





Here's a fine seletion of more eBay rubbish, today brought to you by seller "the prized".

At right are some less-than-competent forgeries of Leonard Bernstein, Buzz Aldrin and Richard Nixon currently being offered. For entertainment value, take a quick look at some of the other gems being ofered by "theprized".

His trade mark is "WOW!" Every description begins with "WOW!", a tired, old eBay ploy to attract attention to an item.

Following his lead, let me add my own "wows"...

WOW! What a pile of worthles trash!

WOW! Thank goodness he's wasting his time selling these dogs with zero value (for now!)

WOW! Hopeully, he'll soon be ruined: the books he sells, even after the awful signatures are added, are sometimes worth more than what they fetch at auction.

WOW! Won't he be surprised when postal inspectors show up at his door!